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Carl Wright 

Someone's who's wrong about everything but his name
dude's a fuckup, a total carl wright
Carl Wright by asp monkey January 1, 2012
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Carl Wright 

A particular brutish boxer with an enormous cock that's almost as big as his big bald head. Covered in muscle and full of charm. A real ladies man until his alter ego 'Wrighty' surfaces usually after 1 to many shandys! That Wrighty is an evil khunt!
He's big and bald also not that old that definitely Carl Wright. Hang on ! has he had a shandy? Fuck that... That's Wrighty! Run.

Gale Cartwright

An elderly man who tries to screw young women 29 and younger. Usally having to settle for porn to jack off to because no woman will ever really want him. He broadcast on vaughnlive and will mod anyone just to get them to stay for his show.
"Gale Cartwright? Didn't he die? Oh well."
Gale Cartwright by OGTroll June 9, 2013

Jay Cartwright 

Andy: I’ve shagged so many birds this week, must be about 25 of then

Tyler: oh fuck off you Jay Cartwight
When someone chats so much shit, they’re called a jay Cartwright
Jay Cartwright by Chat shit November 4, 2018

cartwright twins 

The Canadian baseball team that railed Dean Winchester.
Cas: „What did you do with the Cartwright twins?“
Dean: :o
cartwright twins by chooo22 February 19, 2021

dan cartwright 

a fat ginger virgin with no friends
Yo dan cartwright, you're a fat ginger virgin with no friends
dan cartwright by fat ass dan June 3, 2019

Cartwright Move

Cartwright Move

(Pronounced: Kart-Right Moo-Va)

Sentence

Describes A Cretinous Act of Immaturity and Arrogance while at the same time being the poster child for what they’re complaining about
“yeah this fuckhead I know had rear bags in his car and when he got bullied he got rid of them and acted like he never had them and then proceeded to talk mad shit on all bags”

“What a fucken Cartwright move”
Cartwright Move by mainmin November 30, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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