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carker by Narnie of pavilion October 10, 2018
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throat carver
An extremely harsh on the throat cigarette,whether it be tailor made or a rollie.
Can be used singular or plural.
Can be used singular or plural.
That first cigarette of the day after a night on the piss is a throat carver.
Marlboro cigarettes are throat carvers,especially unfiltered.
Marlboro cigarettes are throat carvers,especially unfiltered.
throat carver by GS71 April 6, 2015
Jimmy Carter
Served as the 39th President of the United States from January 20, 1977 to January 20, 1981.
Heâs an amazing human being, who has devoted his post presidency to helping others through Habitat for Humanity and the Carter Center. At almost 95 years old, heâs still going strong and can run circles around Donald Trump aka Captain Bone Spurs. Despite being the oldest of the five living Presidents (Jimmy Carter himself, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump), he does the most good for the world, and works the hardest.
Heâs an amazing human being, who has devoted his post presidency to helping others through Habitat for Humanity and the Carter Center. At almost 95 years old, heâs still going strong and can run circles around Donald Trump aka Captain Bone Spurs. Despite being the oldest of the five living Presidents (Jimmy Carter himself, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump), he does the most good for the world, and works the hardest.
Hannah: Who is your favorite President?
June: Jimmy Carter!
Hannah: Why? He had a bad economy.
June: True, but the other Presidentsâ moral character pails in comparison to Jimmy Carterâs
June: Jimmy Carter!
Hannah: Why? He had a bad economy.
June: True, but the other Presidentsâ moral character pails in comparison to Jimmy Carterâs
Jimmy Carter by Walkie Stick April 30, 2019
The Vince Carter Paradox
When someone or something is repeatedly called overrated to the point that it becomes underrated by proxy.
Vince Carter was an NBA star who played well in his prime, but he had minimal playoff success and he alienated fans when he forced his way out of Toronto. Despite his stats, he never really elevated teams to that next level. As a result, fans often label him as one the most overrated players of all time. People don't appreciate how good of a player he was and he has arguably become underrated as a result.
Vince Carter was an NBA star who played well in his prime, but he had minimal playoff success and he alienated fans when he forced his way out of Toronto. Despite his stats, he never really elevated teams to that next level. As a result, fans often label him as one the most overrated players of all time. People don't appreciate how good of a player he was and he has arguably become underrated as a result.
Guy 1: Everyone I know says Avengers: Endgame was really overrated.
Guy 2: It can't be that overrated if EVERYONE says it is. It's the Vince Carter Paradox.
Guy 2: It can't be that overrated if EVERYONE says it is. It's the Vince Carter Paradox.
The Vince Carter Paradox by The Snaq That Smiles Back October 12, 2021
jordan carter
jordan carter by Caca brown Ed June 15, 2021
Pumpkin Carver
Adrian:Yo yo why is that dude walking so strangely
Chloe: He got rammed last night by a pumpkin carver.
Adrian: Damn, those pumpkin carvers have no mercy
Chloe: He got rammed last night by a pumpkin carver.
Adrian: Damn, those pumpkin carvers have no mercy
Pumpkin Carver by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018
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