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cankerblossom 

a "blossom" of pus that comes out when a canker bursts. Usually used only in Shakespearean plays.
Midsummer Night’s Dream, 3.2.282-284. Herm. “O me! You juggler! You cankerblossom!/ You thief of love! What, have you come by night/ And stol’n my love’s heart from him?”
cankerblossom by KarlatheGreat February 18, 2009

cankerblossom flapdragon 

wankerdickheadsilly twit Used to describe someone in Old English basically to degrade them. A nice change from the usual

canker blossom 

An STD infested slut, a thief of love and innocence.
That canker blossom gave me the scratchies.
canker blossom by SubmitNow January 4, 2012

Cankleblossom 

Term of endearment for your cankley wife.
Or, a tattoo of a flower on a cankle.
Are you well tonight, my cankleblossom?