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Cariston

A Cariston is someone who is typically a fat yet cool pothead who probably works as a dishwasher; Type of person you wanna be friends with but can't stand being around
Man 1: Can't wait to get home, I got a Pizza and some Blunts waiting
Man 2: You're such a Cariston
by CxA1 March 11, 2019
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Christon

Christon is a guy who you swear you've seen somewhere before. maybe while passing in a train, or at the mall, or in your dreams. he has the most amazing eyes which draw you in and hold you for an eternity. he loves nature and has a passion for music, writing, skiing, swimming and adores pets. his gorgeousness is incomparable to any other person you've met. an amazingly lovable person.
girl 1:i swear i've seen Christon before somewhere! i wonder where
girl 2: nah, can't be... there's no one a stunning as him. you would have remembered the exact date, time, second, moment you saw him! he's unforgettable
by nobbyknees July 7, 2010
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carlston stew

When a man forcefully grasps another man by the penis, and then force him to gargle his shit. This is best done in the July heat around 100 degrees. After the man's face is sufficiently brown, then grab a bucket of bear juices and pour it all over him. Beware this is for experienced people only. Do not attempt this unless you have correctly performed 5 separate Alaskan pipelines, 3 Texas roundabouts, 1 Alabama hot pocket, and 2 Cleveland steamers.
Wow, last night I did my first Carlston stew!

Really? Was it a random guy?

Yeah it was crazy!
by Grandmathruster June 10, 2014
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Carston

A man too awesome for a more commonplace name. Carston is empathetic, kind, understanding and good hearted to a fault. He is fiercely protective of his friends and family and would do anything for them. His ability to trust quickly has hurt him in the past but his strong spirit helps him endure for when he knows it will pay off, because he is full of hope and can easily adapt. Carston makes sure those close to him are taken care of, emotionally and in general. He is known to be intense and expressive, and his open mind and outgoing personality allow him to be a positive influence to all the different types of people he encounters, endearing himself to them with ease. His intelligence is unmatched, with the added perk of being incredibly attractive in every way, shape, and form. His sweetness and selflessness draw people to him and build their confidence in how dependable and loving he is. Carston is truly special and an amazing experience for those blessed to meet or encounter him.
He is doing everything possible to do his part in keeping his country and people safe. I bet he's a Carston.

It takes a Carston to be so natural at taking charge and making all the girls around him swoon!
by skyisover December 11, 2011
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Christon

Christon has a heart of gold. She knows the true meaning of friendship, and will always match her words with her actions. If you know a Christon, treasure her because she’s a once in a lifetime kinda friend.
I’m going out with Christon tonight. It’s going to be a blast!
by NikGDawg December 14, 2022
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capristone

an alcoholic beverage made of capri sun and keystone beer, tastes like a cheap wine
we sat around all day drinking capristone
by travis HXC July 18, 2009
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Carston

Carston is a guy who has a big dick that a lot of girls like. He is also known to have had sex with every girl in his school. Carston is a great player.
Toni “That boy Carston has a big penis!”
KatlynI know he showed me last week it’s HUGE!”
by Big name director May 2, 2019
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