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carlston stew 

When a man forcefully grasps another man by the penis, and then force him to gargle his shit. This is best done in the July heat around 100 degrees. After the man's face is sufficiently brown, then grab a bucket of bear juices and pour it all over him. Beware this is for experienced people only. Do not attempt this unless you have correctly performed 5 separate Alaskan pipelines, 3 Texas roundabouts, 1 Alabama hot pocket, and 2 Cleveland steamers.
Wow, last night I did my first Carlston stew!

Really? Was it a random guy?

Yeah it was crazy!

carltoncourtcunt 

a specialist in institutional abuse of the elderly and vulnerable
My Mother is a victim of carltoncourtcunt at £1200 per week. Is this privatised national socialism
carltoncourtcunt by clavecin1716 November 11, 2018

Fucker Carlson 

A complete imbecile of a FOX journalist who is extremely biased and partisan.
Tucker is an asshole of a journalist, and from here on should be called Fucker Carlson!
Fucker Carlson by LaughingAloud March 30, 2021

Carlton Draught 

Best.Beer.Ever!

Carlton Draught is celebrating its 150 years of being in existence here in Australia. Its brewed in Melbourne Australia at Carlton United Breweries and is available at the majority of Pubs and Clubs Australia wide. Typically its a Australian beer that is a all rounder, in saying that it goes with food or just having a beer for the sake of it, it's really smooth Draught beer especially served cold.

The beer is good from a can or glass, However the ultimate way to enjoy it, is from your local Pub or Bar in a Glass.
I'll have a pint of Carlton Draught mate!
Or
Pass us a tinnie of some Carlton Draught mate!
Carlton Draught by The_Phantom1337 September 20, 2014

Sloppy Carlton 

Similar to a Hot Carl, a Sloppy Carlton is when you defecate on someone's face, but instead of more or less solid shit, it comes out as explosive diarrhea.
I was going to Hot Carl my girlfriend, but I had the basil chicken from Thai Bowl earlier... It ended up being a Sloppy Carlton.

vanessa carlton 

Possibly the most underrated artist ever... after her big hit "A Thousand Miles" people thought her an untalented teenybopper, but shes actually very talented... Just listen to her new album, Harmonium. I really hope she comes back into the spotlight, she deserves it.
ME: Wow, I love Vanessa Carlton's new CD!
UNEDUCATED PERSON: Vanessa who?
vanessa carlton by Yeayeayouknowit November 14, 2005
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