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carepass 

Save $10, first month is free. A CVS scam. Basically free money, who doesn’t like free money? Are you sure you don’t want free money?
“Would you like to join carepass and save $10?”
“It’s free money!”
Eric Kasili is the top carepass seller. He has sold over 5 million carepasses! Shane Mantone comes in second with 4.9 million!

The Caretaker 

That guy who made music about dementia and everyone praised him one year after he stopped doing it
The Caretaker makes cool music.

carreta furacão 

Carreta furacão are the superheroes from brazil. They dance trough the cities streets
The members are: Fofão, Popeye, Bozo, Spiderman, Goku, Ben 10, Captain America and Mickey Mouse
Their music theme is "Vem dançar o mestiço" from Leandro Lehart
"DAMN, LOOK AT FOFÃO FROM CARRETA FURACÃO, HE'S CLIMBING THE WALL!"
"Popeye from carreta furacão is ran over by cyclist while fofão climbs the wall and plays the second saddest music of linkin park"

Caretrolling 

"caretrolling" When you want the world to think that you really care but you just want to be in control of everything for your own self loathing.
My ex wife is a caretrolling bitch
Caretrolling by ssupercharged April 22, 2019

Cartayism 

Religion founded by a heterosexual 16yr old boy in 2k14. Where you can't have relationships with Females. It follows the same building blocks of Christianity. But however it has a much different perspective. Here's the 8 commandments of Cartayism

1: thou shall not be in a relationship with any kind of female

2: thou shall not have sexual intercorse of any kind with a female

3: thou cannot talk to females in a flirtatious way

4: if alone with a female, speak win spoken to

5: thou shall not gawk at females in public

6: thou shall not take a female on a date alone

7: thou shall never leave a Bro for a female

8: Don't partake on on drugs or alcohol
Male: Bro I'm done with girls, I'm following Cartayism
Cartayism by Cartayism May 12, 2014
CAROTAN is a ship. The best ship!
OMG I STAN CAROTAN!
CAROTAN by Carotan September 17, 2019
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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