Cardling 

To look up information and website regarding the 2010 X Factor Winner Matt Cardle

Me: I'm just off on the lappy for a while.

Mate: What you doing on there?

Me: Just a spot of Cardling.

Cardling by Samofbev January 10, 2011

telemarketer caroling 

the act of answering your phone when a telemarker calls you and then proceeding to sing Christmas songs to them until they hang up.

Alright! The telemarketer from last week has decided to call once again. Time for some telemarketer caroling.

telemarketer caroling by DwightS. October 27, 2010

priest caroling 

Priest caroling, usually done around Christmas, is the act of dressing up as a priest, going door to door in your local town and telling false news that someone close to them has died.

"Are you going priest caroling this Christmas?"
"My friend hasn't spoken me since I priest caroled her last year."

priest caroling by ProClifo November 27, 2018

cardlin 

Cardlin is a sweet boy. He is awesome and loves to hang out!

Dude: Cardlin want to hang out?
Cardlin: Yes!

cardlin by Hhhhhbaaomdod February 19, 2017

Hot Carling Academy 

It's the school where you go to learn how to buttfuck. It is located in England and they do not have blowjobs there because they are uncircumsized. Because of this, they resort to buttfucking.

Being enrolled in Hot Carling Academy is disgusting.

Hot Carling Academy by DX25 November 10, 2008

carding 

The act of obtaining someone else's credit card information, by either wordtrashing/word which hardly works anymore, or hacking an online store, or simply looking at someone else's card and writing down it's number and exp. date. Once the card info is obtained the person doing the carding will usually have a drop point (an empty house or building) and have the items ordered with the credit card shipped there to make the whole act pretty untraceable.

I'm carding a phat new laptop computer.

carding by Phender August 5, 2003

Cock-Carding 

The subtle art of dropping explicit pornographic playing cards in unsuspecting friends pockets or members of the public without there knowing.
For them later to find that what they was a there bank cards is in fact a hugely unsettling pornographic playing card. That usually creates a funny fit of laughter or a slightly more *shit-forget I still had them* reaction. Instead of throwing it away the Cock-Carded victim discretely puts it back in there pocket to view later.

Cock-Carding

Cock-Carding by bicks September 6, 2013