candling

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to insert a candle stick up one's vagina, similar to fingering only using a candle instead of one's finger.

Brian Kennedy wants to candle any thing that has a vagina this saturday night. Brian Kennedy was unsucessful while candling Jessica.

candling by Kevin Bradord July 29, 2006

Words you can keep

candling

a sexual act involving 3 or more people. one person, the candler, repeatedly shoves his penis into the anuses of the other members of the candling group until his shaft is covered in a layer of shit which then can be lit on fire for further enjoyment

-dude did you hear about Shankara?

-no what happened?

-he was caught candling with his mom and dad!

-shit that's gross!!!!

candling by letmecandle August 19, 2011

Related Words

candling • Birthday Candling • ear candling • Candeling • canaling • canalingus • candingo • candleing • Candying • candylingus

Candling

Having a total emotional meltdown that includes crying uncontrollably and screaming.

Lisa is candling right now.

Candling by Magba June 15, 2022

birthday candling

Having sex with a girl on your birthday, pulling out, cumming all over her, and then getting that followed up by an intense blowjob.

Bro, Alyssa and I were caught birthday candling, but it was great, i stuck my candle in, lit it up, and she blew me out.

birthday candling by Rlvers January 12, 2011

ear candling

An alternative medicine practice claimed to assist in clearing earwax and remove toxins from a person's ear by lighting one end of a hollow candle and placing the other end in the ear canal. According to medical researchers, it is dangerous and ineffective.

Lauren enjoys having her ears candled so we asked her if she was up for an ear candling session. She happily agreed.

ear candling by mandey March 9, 2008

Ear candling

You probably came from a tiktok comment of modern family. It's just sticking a candle in your ear. Or jerking off into an ear

Whats ear candling?

He left his load in my ear, Patricia.

Ear candling by Fatc0ckholder February 10, 2023

Birthday Candling

Having sex loudly while your parents and sister are in the room next door.

Omg mum i think simon is birthday candling next door.

Birthday Candling by kitkat93 December 13, 2010

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026