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Carboobling

The compulsive, slightly dangerous urge to crane your neck like a confused giraffe and sneak a glance at the driver or passengers in the car you’re passing on the highway, even though you have absolutely zero reason to care who they are and it could end with you becoming a minor traffic statistic.
“Stacy got so deep into carboobling trying to figure out if the dude in the lifted truck was wearing a cowboy hat or just had a tragically tall mullet that she accidentally merged into the median, took out three reflectors, and still didn’t get a good enough look.”
Carboobling by BigGeck July 5, 2026
Words you can keep

Carpoohling

The occasional moment in which the back of your shirt joins the toilet paper during an ass wipe.
Dude, I totally went carpoohling after taking a dump. I got shit all over the back of my shirt.
Carpoohling by JCD0823 March 2, 2011

carfooling

A one sided ride sharing arrangement where the other person refuses to drive, contribute to fuel expense, or use their vehicle.
She wanted us to continue carfooling so she can save money.
carfooling by BeavisBungholio November 30, 2018

carpooling

The act of two people laying end to end while simultaneously utilizing a double ended dildo for mutual pleasure.
Jeanette & Lorisa are in the back room carpooling.
carpooling by Agent J February 7, 2005

carpooling

When you cum inside a woman during anal. Then when she's goes to the bathroom, she's dropping her kids AND your kids off at the pool.
Woman after anal: I'm going to the bathroom.
Guy: Ha, bitch be carpooling.
carpooling by Dizzy Mendoza March 17, 2014

caboodling 

A hardcore version canoodling.
This includes, but is not limited to groping, touching, kissing, necking, clothes-losing, and almost sexing.
Last night, Sophia was caboodling with her boyfriend for HOURS.

carpooling

When two to four guys are interested in the same girl and form an alliance in order to get the girl to like them and share. When there are more than four guys it is called busing. See polygamy or mormonism.
Bro 1: Yo bro, I hear you like this girl, too.
Bro 2: Yeah, bro. What about it?
Bro 1: You wanna form an alliance and carpool?
Bro 2: ....Yeah. We can go carpooling.
carpooling by JewBoyLeo December 9, 2015
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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