Carboobling

The compulsive, slightly dangerous urge to crane your neck like a confused giraffe and sneak a glance at the driver or passengers in the car you’re passing on the highway, even though you have absolutely zero reason to care who they are and it could end with you becoming a minor traffic statistic.

“Stacy got so deep into carboobling trying to figure out if the dude in the lifted truck was wearing a cowboy hat or just had a tragically tall mullet that she accidentally merged into the median, took out three reflectors, and still didn’t get a good enough look.”

Carboobling by BigGeck July 5, 2026

Carpoohling

The occasional moment in which the back of your shirt joins the toilet paper during an ass wipe.

Dude, I totally went carpoohling after taking a dump. I got shit all over the back of my shirt.

Carpoohling by JCD0823 March 2, 2011

carfooling

A one sided ride sharing arrangement where the other person refuses to drive, contribute to fuel expense, or use their vehicle.

She wanted us to continue carfooling so she can save money.

carfooling by BeavisBungholio November 30, 2018

carpooling

The act of two people laying end to end while simultaneously utilizing a double ended dildo for mutual pleasure.

Jeanette & Lorisa are in the back room carpooling.

carpooling by Agent J February 7, 2005

carpooling

When you cum inside a woman during anal. Then when she's goes to the bathroom, she's dropping her kids AND your kids off at the pool.

Woman after anal: I'm going to the bathroom.
Guy: Ha, bitch be carpooling.

carpooling by Dizzy Mendoza March 17, 2014

caboodling 

A hardcore version canoodling.
This includes, but is not limited to groping, touching, kissing, necking, clothes-losing, and almost sexing.

Last night, Sophia was caboodling with her boyfriend for HOURS.

caboodling by Waffles Are Awesome June 19, 2010

carpooling

When two to four guys are interested in the same girl and form an alliance in order to get the girl to like them and share. When there are more than four guys it is called busing. See polygamy or mormonism.

Bro 1: Yo bro, I hear you like this girl, too.
Bro 2: Yeah, bro. What about it?
Bro 1: You wanna form an alliance and carpool?
Bro 2: ....Yeah. We can go carpooling.

carpooling by JewBoyLeo December 9, 2015