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Carbo Loading

taking drugs and booze before a big event, Like Bernie Carbo admitted to before he hit his 3 run homer in the '75 Championship...
Man, I couldn't have given that speech if I hadn't smoked three joints, had 2 beers, a cup of coffee, some bennies and chewing tobacco before I went on...

Dude - that's some serious Carbo Loading!!!
Carbo Loading by JPnEB April 2, 2010
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carbo-loading 

Eating a high-carbohydrate meal the evening before participating in a sports event in order to have lots of energy on the day.
All right lads, the big race is tomorrow, so I want carbo-loading at your dinner tables. That means lots of pasta, rice, and potatoes.
carbo-loading by Darth Ridley November 12, 2006

Carb-loading 

Drinking beer and eating pizza.
Erica: Have you been carb-loading?
Bob: Yeah, we closed the Pizza Palace the night before the marathon.
Carb-loading by ICU2Marathon December 2, 2015

self-loading cargo

The passengers on an airplane.
Let's see...all the self-loading cargo strapped in back there?
Right on. Ready for takeoff.
Roger that.

Carboloading 

Eating insane amounts of carbs before extreme physical activity in order to have more energy. Typically, this is achieved by eating straight up bread in large amounts.
Before the cross-country race, Richard practiced carboloading by eating an entire loaf of bread.

irish carboloading 

When someone who has been on a drinking binge, stuffs potatoes up there ass for nutrition.
" I never thought that Irish carboloading could have done so much for my figure."
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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