Carawanking

Going to a caravan for a weekend and wanking the entire time you're there.

Tim: So, doing anything interesting this weekend Mike?

Mike: I'm off to do some carawanking.

Tim: You're such a Welsh wanker.

by KleverKlogs September 24, 2015

crywanking

When ur sad and horny. So you wank off and cry like a baby at the same time.

I miss Pam so much I had to crywanking myself to sleep last night.

by Nastypamsy March 25, 2016

caravanning

A sexual act where the male stands and the female (or another male) sits behind on a skateboard, reaches up between the male's legs and gives him a handjob while he tows her around the room. The female is the "caravan".

I went caravanning around the living room with my girlfriend the other day.

by Dronevil September 11, 2007

Caravaning

A small party carried out in a small place, for instance a caravan, in which a lot of alcohol will be consumed, and generally both inanimate objects and livers are broken. These usually happen on a fairly frequent basis once a venue is found, and continue until said venue is completely destroyed.

Man, I went caravaning last night and ended up in a pool of my own sick in my mates backyard, it was fucking crazy...

by Roflcopter38 January 11, 2009

Caravaning

When a woman bends over, you run up behind her and thrust yourself in her.
She then, normally in alarm, tries to move away, where you then follow her as if you are and annoying object being towed.

I was Caravaning today as my wife bent over in front of me.

by Jondice April 3, 2009

Caravaning

To Caravan (verb)
To have a party in a small enclosed space where things WILL get broken, people WILL be sick but a fun time will be had by all.

Dude, I went caravaning and broke both my legs, but it was a hell of a night!

by kieranRal January 11, 2009

caravanning

Spending £12,000 to go to a field and defecate in a bucket

Jeremy Clarkson: Tell me, what can we do now we're on a caravanning holiday?
Random old woman: Fill up the loo.

by M2Ys4U July 20, 2006