Carplanking

When a car signals to turn but instead parks horizontally for an undefined period of time and the driver doesn't get out of the vehicle for the entire duration of the stop.

Dude the guy is signaling to stop but he is not getting out.
Don't worry. Her's carplanking.

by W4rden July 24, 2011

Carawanking

Going to a caravan for a weekend and wanking the entire time you're there.

Tim: So, doing anything interesting this weekend Mike?

Mike: I'm off to do some carawanking.

Tim: You're such a Welsh wanker.

by KleverKlogs September 24, 2015