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1) a wordPNRZ/word that shoots out wordcrispy cream/word.

2) a dragon that, instead of breathing fire, breathes cum.

3) a wordPNRZ/word that breathes fire.
"Wait... this semen is fried! You have a fucking cumdragon, you asshat!"

"I will slay the cumdragon whilst wearing my semen-proof armour."

"What the fuck dude, my VGNRZ will be sore because of your fucking cumdragon!"
cumdragon by AJ 187 August 6, 2003
Words you can keep
this cumdragon over there
cumdragon by dickm8 November 14, 2016

cuntdragon 

one dragon of a cunt. a bitchy ass bitch that needs to chill the fuck out. one that is so cunty, is is as if everything he or she touches appears to set ablaze.
donald: "did you see shirley rubbin her poon in roger's face at the bar?"
gerald: "yeah, what a fucking cuntdragon!!!"
cuntdragon by allisonisreal January 11, 2010

cum dragon

When you ejaculate in a girls mouth and push her head down really fast so she chokes and all the cum flys out her nose.

I angry dragoned that bitch and cum shot our her nose
cum dragon by Troy February 19, 2003

Comedragon 

"when one is receiving head/dome, and when one is about to blow ones' load, one must push down on the head of the person(s) giving; thus forcing the ejaculate from the nose, creating the fabled effect known as a Comedragon."
I was getting AMAZING head last night from this one fat chick named "Latisha Linidar" and as soon as I felt like I was going to go, I pushed her huge head down on me and jizz'd up in there, making it spray out of her nose like she was a Comedragon!
Comedragon by The comedragon April 21, 2010

cardragon 

When some one projectile cums into the exhaust pipe on a car and it shoots out while driving
Dude1:i just cummed into my car and it had a mad cardragon
Dude2:wtf
cardragon by Sexyshrekyboo March 30, 2022

Red Cum Dragon

When getting a blowjob you push the girls head down so hard when you cum that both blood and cum shoot out her nose.... creating a red cum dragon
She was pretty pissed when I gave her a Red Cum Dragon
Red Cum Dragon by Troy April 23, 2003
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