crapdragon

hoarder; a being who hoards massive amounts of useless detritus.

That crapdragon of a grandmother of mine has amassed a houseful of consumer waste which lines her halls, fills her bedrooms and renders one unable to move through her house without stepping on piles of detritus.

by crapdragon00 March 3, 2011

crapwagon.com

A handful of pasty male bitches riddled with phlebitis who are so powerless in life that all they can do is whine like crybabies on the Internet for two decades about how miserable they are after Tony George took their bottles away.

Buddy, man up and take charge of your life or else you'll end up like the crapwagon.com sewer-dwellers.

by Life Is Grand August 28, 2016

cardragon

When some one projectile cums into the exhaust pipe on a car and it shoots out while driving

Dude1:i just cummed into my car and it had a mad cardragon
Dude2:wtf

by Sexyshrekyboo March 30, 2022

crapagon

A hundred sided polygon, drawn in many various shapes and forms, such as the butterfly. Originated from a 5th grade math class.

Oh man, look at this crapagon.

by rippleGon October 19, 2013

crapwagon

A term used to accurately describe the Panoz DP01 car used by an obscure insignificant club racing series funded by its owners known as the Champ Car World Series. Said car frequently broke down, suffered from fuel leaks, and injured Paul Tracy when it barely tapped a wall at only 30 mph. So destructive were these cars that the series went bankrupt within a year and teams had to be given cars and money to be able to continue racing. Only one such machine is known to be in running order.

A small, annoying band of masochistic, hermit racing fans of the failed venture choose to erroneously apply to Indycars, which by comparison are faster, safer, and more entertaining.

At Cleveland in 2007, Paul Tracy's crapwagon flew over Sebastien Bourdais' similar crapwagon. Tracy punted another car and went on to win.

by Gomer1996 June 10, 2009

crapwagon

1) Inferior vehicles piloted at Indy Racing League races.
2) A vehicle that permit only left turns.
3) Of or pertaining to the Indy Racing League

Crapwagons are by far the poorest quality racecars worldwide.

by RPM45 May 8, 2003

crapwagon

A piece of shit car that your granny could drive.

"I'm not gonna drive one of those crapwagons!"

by Paul Tracy September 24, 2003