Car-strate 

When you are without keys, your car is in the shop, or otherwise out of your hands for any given period of time.

"Man, my old lady's got the keys. I'm car-strated for two days!

Car-strate by satanpentigram666 October 8, 2010

Car Starter 

To get a girl all "fired up" and then have someone else step in and take her away.

I felt like such a car starter when David walked out with that girl I had been talking too all night.

Car Starter by Caps Lock March 12, 2004

loner car strategy

The strategy used by Mercedes-Benz where you are given a more expensive or luxurious Mercedes-Benz car while your usual vehicle is being fixed or repaired. This is meant to prevent you from ever experiencing that other makes' cars are better than Mercedes-Benz.

When my C-Class was in the shop, they handed me a brand new S-Class as a loner car strategy—now I can't stop thinking about how much I love driving it!

loner car strategy by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025

Irish Car Starter 

Jerk off a dude and start twisting his nipples as he cums, making him "explode" as you do.

"I gave this guy an Irish car starter. He moaned so loud"

Irish Car Starter by Obviouslyclear September 15, 2025

Carstration 

The act of removing the metal testicles that are hung from the back of a vehicle.

"While Jackos in the liquor store buying alcohol, we'll give his ute a carstration!"

Carstration by Z7878 February 7, 2010

Castrate 

The process of cutting off a male's genitals.

I'll castrate you with a chicken's beak if you say pwn is pronounced "pween" one more time.

Castrate by Joseph September 18, 2004

castrated 

Balls cut off

Trespassers will be castrated

castrated by Shib May 14, 2002