capskock

Capskock is another word for a hard sloppy dick.

“After I saw her, it turned capskock.”

capskock by Voidylish July 17, 2023

Capskock

Capskock is another word for a hard cock.

“The moment I saw her, it turned capskock.”

Capskock by Voidylish July 17, 2023

CAPSLOCK 

CAPSLOCK is cruise control for COOL.

rule 31: CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
rule 32: even with cruise control, you still have to steer.

CAPSLOCK by kendellkendellkendell December 25, 2007

Capslock Malfunction 

Its when people use the Caps lock wantingly quite often between words just to show off. This rather looks disgusting to the readers. The main cause is a dismantled brain and the malfunction still doesn't have a proper solution.

Jack : So how was your day Phil?
Phil : I ReaLly hAd a GreAt DaY JacK
Jack : Stop that style Phil. It rather looks like a Capslock Malfunction right there.

Capslock Malfunction by awesomeasfuck January 6, 2014

CapsLock Love Affair 

When a user in a message board, instant message, chat room, or email uses nothing but capital letters. The said user often uses bad English and internet slang and is often looked down upon as a newb.

User1: OMGWTFBBQ. THIS IZ TEH SUX.
User2: What?
User1: LOLOCOPTER. MY UBER-OVERCLOCKD GAMERZ RIG IS HOTTTT.
User2: Stop having a capslock love affair you noob.

CapsLock Love Affair by Lee Savery February 9, 2009

capslocky 

In fanfiction, or any writing really, when characters take a tone of voice that one would image to be outraged. The author therefore if forced to not only conclude the character's outburst with an exclamation point (or several) but also use caplock to make sure the character's fit is fittish enough.

In this scene, in which Harry is talking to some adult figure, most likely Remus Lupin or Professor McGonagall, he is being quite capslocky:

"Harry, I know you are upset about the Headmaster..."

"YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!"

"Harry, honestly, you really--"

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WON'T LEAVE ALONE TO WALLOW IN SELF-PITY BECAUSE ALL OF MY LOVED ONES ARE DEAD!!!!1 YOU DON'T KNOW ME!! DON'T EVEN TRY!"

"Harry--"

"DON'T HARRY ME!"

"Fine." ::walks away::

::Sobs:: "No one knows me anymore." ::Is depressed::

capslocky by R. P. December 7, 2006

Capslock Harry 

1) Generation of Angsty, Emo Teenagers

2) Needless yelling.

3) Yelling and Complaining all the time.

In reference to Book 5:Order of the Phoenix of Harry Potter Series;In which Harry is angsty for nearly the whole book, and needless screams at friends or superiors in almost every volume.

SAMPLE 1: Capslock Harry will be the definition for the youth of today.

SAMPLE 2:

Person1: Hey, quit it with the Capslock Harry, I'm on your side.
Person2: Sorry, pms.

Capslock Harry by erisdoll June 9, 2009