when a guy is so drunk his fucking performance is sloppy, and he can't perform. Even worse - he doesn't realize it!
girl - 'fuck me babe, fuck me!'
guy - 'Come on babe; it's a marathon, not a race'
girl - that guy last night had such a such a sloppy dick
guy - 'Come on babe; it's a marathon, not a race'
girl - that guy last night had such a such a sloppy dick
by fcgilf September 26, 2006
As originally said by Theo Stockman (aka The King of Fuck of American Idiot). Used to describe a penis that has attempted to have sexual intercourse with a dount.
by Dani Gallagher April 10, 2011
When you just fucked somebody in the anus and when you pull out you gots poo all over your dick! Pretty self explainitory!
Kyle has a sloppy poop dick from doing richard in the anusleaving him with a soggy anus (please refer to soggy anus for further explanation)
by CookiePuss January 6, 2005