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Donald Trump, or one who subscribes to his political philosophy.

Holy shit! I just took a dump that wants to run for office, but that has little in the way of compassion, political experience, or any understanding of what it's like not to be a wealthy white male.

It's a fucking capitard!

capitard by Anomyre May 9, 2016

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Capitard

A portmanteau of "capitalist" and "retard".
A derogatory, often playful term used by socialists, communists, and anti-capitalists to describe an uncritical or intellectually naive supporter of capitalism. Implies a person who blindly adheres to capitalist ideology, often ignoring its inherent flaws, historical injustices, or the nuances of alternative economic systems. Capitards are typically willfully ignorant to communist and socialist ideologies, and are slow-witted.

Example:
"Don't even bother explaining dialectical materialism to that guy, he's a total capitard."

Capitard by SankaraSuperfan July 31, 2025

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CAPTARD

Someone who uses random ALL CAPS to make a point.

eg "Dan is such a captard - he sent me another 'ABSOLUTELY IMPERATIVE' email."

CAPTARD by captaincaptard March 4, 2008

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capstard

A derogatory reference to a person who writes e-mails using all capital letters. Combining elements of the phrases CAPS LOCK, signifying capitalization, and RETARD, signifying a person of low IQ.

"Did you get that e-mail message from the boss? What a capstard."

capstard by Anthony Stevens May 15, 2008

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Calitard

A term used to a describe a stupid/idiotic/retarded person from California.

Example: That Alyssa sure is a calitard, with her saying all long rifles are "assault rifles".

Calitard by Huggable Loli October 29, 2020

captard

n.(khaptard)
1) An annoying bastard who continuously and unapologetically types in caps lock.

"I CAN USE CAPS NE TIME I WANT ITSA FREE KUNTRY1111111!!!!"

captard by Dirry July 7, 2005

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Caspitard

Caspitard; is the last turn and run of a journey.

Caspitard can be seen as'the point of no return', as well as the last junction before conclusion.

Caspitard by Bryn Benn March 28, 2020

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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