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A derogatory reference to a person who writes e-mails using all capital letters. Combining elements of the phrases CAPS LOCK, signifying capitalization, and RETARD, signifying a person of low IQ.
"Did you get that e-mail message from the boss? What a capstard."
capstard by Anthony Stevens May 15, 2008
Words you can keep
a cross between a cunt and a bastard, usually used when you cant decide whether a person is being a cunt or a bastard.
is she a cunt or is she a bastard? i just cant make a decision, i'll just have to say she must be a castard.
Castard by rc9000000000000000000 November 20, 2013
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Someone who uses random ALL CAPS to make a point.
eg "Dan is such a captard - he sent me another 'ABSOLUTELY IMPERATIVE' email."
CAPTARD by captaincaptard March 4, 2008
Liar, As To Capping Means Lying
You a capstar
Capstar by DsmndCHS March 22, 2009

Catstard 

basicly when your cat is acting like a bastard
Walter:yo man my cat scrached me again then he bit me

Josh:damn he is such a catstard
Catstard by walterwagner August 22, 2008

capitard 

Donald Trump, or one who subscribes to his political philosophy.
Holy shit! I just took a dump that wants to run for office, but that has little in the way of compassion, political experience, or any understanding of what it's like not to be a wealthy white male.

It's a fucking capitard!
capitard by Anomyre May 9, 2016
n.(khaptard)
1) An annoying bastard who continuously and unapologetically types in caps lock.
"I CAN USE CAPS NE TIME I WANT ITSA FREE KUNTRY1111111!!!!"
captard by Dirry July 7, 2005
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