capstard

A derogatory reference to a person who writes e-mails using all capital letters. Combining elements of the phrases CAPS LOCK, signifying capitalization, and RETARD, signifying a person of low IQ.

"Did you get that e-mail message from the boss? What a capstard."

by Anthony Stevens May 15, 2008

Castard

a cross between a cunt and a bastard, usually used when you cant decide whether a person is being a cunt or a bastard.

is she a cunt or is she a bastard? i just cant make a decision, i'll just have to say she must be a castard.

by rc9000000000000000000 November 20, 2013

CAPTARD

Someone who uses random ALL CAPS to make a point.

eg "Dan is such a captard - he sent me another 'ABSOLUTELY IMPERATIVE' email."

by captaincaptard March 4, 2008

Capstar

Liar, As To Capping Means Lying

You a capstar

by DsmndCHS March 22, 2009

Catstard

basicly when your cat is acting like a bastard

Walter:yo man my cat scrached me again then he bit me

Josh:damn he is such a catstard

by walterwagner August 22, 2008

capitard

Donald Trump, or one who subscribes to his political philosophy.

Holy shit! I just took a dump that wants to run for office, but that has little in the way of compassion, political experience, or any understanding of what it's like not to be a wealthy white male.

It's a fucking capitard!

by Anomyre May 9, 2016

captard

n.(khaptard)
1) An annoying bastard who continuously and unapologetically types in caps lock.

"I CAN USE CAPS NE TIME I WANT ITSA FREE KUNTRY1111111!!!!"

by Dirry July 7, 2005