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Capitano Morgan 

Noun: Also Known as a Captain Morgan this person is Usually a Straight up Douche Bag And Refers to himself as the Captain in 3rd person and constantly does the Captain Morgan pose when he isn't Dating high schoolers or Reliving the Glory Days
I know, Right?? What a Capitano Morgan
Capitano Morgan by Aaron Vander October 24, 2011

el capitano 

someone who you hold deep admiration for or is captain of a ship or some other thing that you can be captain of
make your own example be original
el capitano by el capitano December 12, 2004

El Capitano Gatisto 

A man who feels his cocky demeaner somehow makes him a superior person. He however does not realize that in real life he collects wellfare and lives in a giant boot that was once owned by Paul Bunyan.
It looks like El Capitano Gatisto got out of the boot finally... thank god.

El capitano 

When someone drives a boat and there sex appeal increases by at least 10 points.
When cam drives a boat he is el capitano and it makes me wet.
El capitano by Riancz October 3, 2015

el capitano 

Exceedingly and visibly hung over, to the point of being unable to function.
Yeah, man, I was feeling pretty shitty at work the next day, but Tom was el capitano - passed out in his own vomit in the back room.
el capitano by the_amadaun September 29, 2005

Los Capitanes 

Canberra based ska band from Australia. Their first album was called No Butts, and their debut album is called No Fun Intended, released in 2006. Includes catchy songs such as Surfin' ACT, Scene Queen and Don't Know Jack. Most of the lyrics are satirical/sarcastic. Made up of seven talented members all from around Canberra. Commonly reffered to as Los Caps, an abbreviation of their name.

Los Capitanes rocked that show!