someone who you hold deep admiration for or is captain of a ship or some other thing that you can be captain of
by el capitano December 12, 2004
by Riancz August 23, 2015
Yeah, man, I was feeling pretty shitty at work the next day, but Tom was el capitano - passed out in his own vomit in the back room.
by the_amadaun September 26, 2005
Noun: Also Known as a Captain Morgan this person is Usually a Straight up Douche Bag And Refers to himself as the Captain in 3rd person and constantly does the Captain Morgan pose when he isn't Dating high schoolers or Reliving the Glory Days
I know, Right?? What a Capitano Morgan
by Aaron Vander May 30, 2011
A man who feels his cocky demeaner somehow makes him a superior person. He however does not realize that in real life he collects wellfare and lives in a giant boot that was once owned by Paul Bunyan.
by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004
A fatui harbinger who is also magically Cyno and was also Al haitham, homie ate grass ass boba like it was nothing and took power from big tree
by xough August 29, 2022