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Capitano

A fatui harbinger who is also magically Cyno and was also Al haitham, homie ate grass ass boba like it was nothing and took power from big tree
Wassup Capitano grass ass boba eater!”
What the actual fuck.”
by xough August 28, 2022
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Capitano Morgan

Noun: Also Known as a Captain Morgan this person is Usually a Straight up Douche Bag And Refers to himself as the Captain in 3rd person and constantly does the Captain Morgan pose when he isn't Dating high schoolers or Reliving the Glory Days
by Aaron Vander October 24, 2011
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el capitano

someone who you hold deep admiration for or is captain of a ship or some other thing that you can be captain of
by el capitano December 12, 2004
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El Capitano Gatisto

A man who feels his cocky demeaner somehow makes him a superior person. He however does not realize that in real life he collects wellfare and lives in a giant boot that was once owned by Paul Bunyan.
It looks like El Capitano Gatisto got out of the boot finally... thank god.
by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004
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El capitano

When someone drives a boat and there sex appeal increases by at least 10 points.
When cam drives a boat he is el capitano and it makes me wet.
by Riancz October 3, 2015
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el capitano

Exceedingly and visibly hung over, to the point of being unable to function.
Yeah, man, I was feeling pretty shitty at work the next day, but Tom was el capitano - passed out in his own vomit in the back room.
by the_amadaun September 29, 2005
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Los Capitanes

Canberra based ska band from Australia. Their first album was called No Butts, and their debut album is called No Fun Intended, released in 2006. Includes catchy songs such as Surfin' ACT, Scene Queen and Don't Know Jack. Most of the lyrics are satirical/sarcastic. Made up of seven talented members all from around Canberra. Commonly reffered to as Los Caps, an abbreviation of their name.
Los Capitanes rocked that show!
by suicidal education August 18, 2006
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