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Capital Ex

That one ex you always think of first when someone says "your Ex". No matter how many ex-girlfriends or boyfriends you have, there is always going to be one who stands out in your memory, one who you always think about unbidden. Normally this is the ex who had the most serious relationship with you. The phrase "capital Ex" is used to differentiate.

The "E" is capitalized.
Rob: "Hey man, I ran into your ex today. Turns out she's lesbian now."
Jon: "Shelly?"
Rob: "No man, Jenny. Why do you always think I mean Shelly?"
Jon: "I don't know. I guess she's just my capital Ex."

No matter how many exes you have, there's always that one Ex.
by PimpinZ April 29, 2013
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Maine state-capital excuse

"Augusta". Used to absolve someone of blame for assorted objects' being messily scattered about.
Da classic "Maine state-capital excuse", in knock-knock-joke form:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Augusta!!!
Augusta, who?
Augusta wind musta blown all those things around --- I never touched 'em.
by QuacksO February 15, 2023
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capitasexual

Attracted to money. Will have sex with anyone or anything for money.

Also known as a prostitute(capitasexualist)

Not attracted to the same sex.
May be attracted to the opposite sex.
Attracted to money and will do anything for.
You would have sex with him for $100? Man you're gay!!

No, I'm not homosexual, I'm capitasexual!
by Scott Mielke January 15, 2008
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capitalxtend

CapitalXtend is the name that represents reliability coupled with smartness. It is the epitome of trust, hard work, and innovation.
Jon: If you met someone with a badge of CapitalXtend
Just take him on a date
by Pika Love November 24, 2021
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