Canyon, CA

A small community between montclair and moraga that can barely be considered a town. The home of many hippies and badasses. Canyon critters can rock the shit outta a party because they have been smoking weed since elementary school. If you aren't from canyon you can't understand people from there. They have a very distorted view of reality that makes more sense than your bullshit. Police aren't technically allowed in canyon unless they're called because all that would happen if the po-po went there is they would be drugged and buried alive.

"them canyon critters are insane"
"no shit man, i went to a party in Canyon, CA last weekend, i still don't know why i woke up in the creek with no pants on"

Canyon, CA by fucklamorinda March 14, 2010

canyon moon 

this is one of harry styles’ best songs and tbh you should go stream it before his cat evie (who tf knew he has a cat) gets angry at u

person 1: “ugh i hate canyon moon by harry styles”
person 2: *punches person 1 for having no taste*

canyon moon by coucouxmedicine September 1, 2020

Canyon Moon 

Canyon Moon — the 10th track of Harry Styles's second debut album. she's the queen.

"Yo dude have you heard about Canyon Moon?"

"Yeah bro! STAN HARRY STYLES!"

Canyon Moon by the ultimate harry styles fan November 19, 2019

Canyon Frantzich 

The ultimate Instagram Badie most ppl call him daddy he can bend you every way possible and show you who’s daddy

Who did canyon Frantzich (jonah_.cabello on ig) fuk in the dms last night?

Canyon Frantzich by A person who stans canyon August 9, 2018

Canyon Collective 

A cult masquerading as a canyoneering forum.

Needless to say, most of the cult members have been brainwashed into believing things that are not true, and tricked into doing things that greatly restrict their personal freedom. In spite of this, Canyon Collective cult members seem to find great fulfillment in limiting what they can say or do.

Free Thinker: "Hey man, how was canyoneering last weekend?"

Cult Member: "I'm not allowed to say."

Free Thinker: "Uh... OK. Did you post any pictures of your trip on FaceBook?"

Cult Member: "The Leader of the Canyon Collective said nobody should do that."

Free Thinker: "That is strange. Why not?"

Cult Member: "The Leader said that sharing photos will lure thousands to His precious canyons. The unwashed masses are not worthy of entry. They would unquestionably destroy His canyons."

Free Thinker: "I don't think that is true. Most canyons stay the same year after year regardless of traffic."

Cult Member: "The Leader might view you as evil. He might tell me not to be friends with you."

Free Thinker: "Dude, that is messed up! Well... can you take me through the canyons that you just did?"

Cult Member: "Yes, of course! Obviously!! However, you must never tell anyone about them. Plus anyone that you take through has to swear to only show those canyons and never tell anyone about them."

Free Thinker: "But then you will have to monitor what I do with the route information until the end of time... and I in turn will have to monitor what my friends do with the route information. That sounds like a lot of needless drama."

Cult Member: "Whatever The Leader says is the best way. The only way. I love The Leader. I will obey."

Free Thinker: "Fuck that! I'll just figure out where you went, then enjoy my adventure like a normal person. See ya around, nutjob!"

Canyon Collective by OMG BootboyLostAnotherGerbil?? April 5, 2019

Muff Canyon

A Mountaineer's Dreamy Vista: A large, moist, forested valley, containing many entrances to underground systems which are all quite suitable for spelunking.

"Greetings, good sir. And where is it that you have come from?"
"Oh, I was just visiting Mount Clitoris, at the north end of the Muff Canyon."

Muff Canyon by The McFreudian Elbow September 8, 2015

Beggar’s Canyon

A section of Route 21(McCarter Highway) in Newark, NJ, that stretches from the Clay Street bridge southward to the Interstate 78/Route 1&9 interchange. Where, if caught at a red light, you will most likely be asked to put some change in an old, used paper cup.

Named after the treacherous canyon on Tattoine where Luke Skywalker would bullseye womp rats in his T-16, Beggar’s Canyon in Newark is sometimes also treacherous to navigate.

“Better roll up your window Lou, we’re about to head into Beggar’s Canyon.”

“I used to love hanging out in the Ironbound section of Newark, but lately it’s become Beggar’s Canyon.”

Beggar’s Canyon by BF Arbitrary September 8, 2018