cannoned
You got NO neck, ya house got NO ceiling, you eat chicken with NO meat, and ya window IS ya front door.
Oooohh cannoned!
Oooohh cannoned!
cannoned by Ben Berkowitz March 19, 2008
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Cannoned
Cannoned by Good stone November 14, 2022
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cannoned • man cannoned • cannondale • cannondidos • cannonade • cannondick • cannondorf • cannone • Cannoner • Cannonmedicbf_
man cannoned
Person 1:Hey what happened to Ben?
Person 2:His girl just man cannoned him this morning.
Person 1:.....ouch.
Person 2:His girl just man cannoned him this morning.
Person 1:.....ouch.
man cannoned by Cellie November 12, 2007
cannondidos
cannondidos by Mineman691337 February 13, 2018
Parking the Pink Cannondale
"Oh yes, he said he would be out riding with us today, but he's got a new girlfriend- too busy Parking the Pink Cannondale.............."
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"He Parked the Pink Cannondale at London Bridge, thus causing great offence and perturbation to passing tourists."
or
"He Parked the Pink Cannondale at London Bridge, thus causing great offence and perturbation to passing tourists."
Parking the Pink Cannondale by Lysander Six May 5, 2009
cannondidos
cannondidos is some laggy ass newgen server ran by 3 fucking randoms and some other randoms don't even have a dedi cuz poor ass niggers. also have newgen factions like diversity playing its sad.
cannondidos by 420SLeader July 3, 2018
cannondale
A once great American bicycle company, now just another mcbike. The company had a failed attempt to manufacture ATV and Motocross bikes. This caused a bankruptcy and being purchased by a private equity holding company (Pegasus). It looked as the company was back on track but no real advancement have been made since 2005. Many of the paint schemes even look like rejects from previous years.
Cannondales proudly displayed "Handmade in USA" on the rear seat stays. Now most models are just Mcbikes from China.
In 2008 Cannondale was sold to Dorel. A Canadian company that owns the ruins of many great brand such as Schwinn, GT and Mongoose. This makes the prospects look good to being just another Schwinn or Raleigh. A once great name that was dragged through the mud to make a fast buck on customers that don't know better but will learn why the price is so low. With the move to sell cheap bikes they have decided to compete with Asian brands and rebranders like Trek in a very crowed market. Most Treks are made by Giant in Taiwan.
You'd now be better off getting a Specialized or Bianchi. They are made in Taiwan but the parent companies have better track record on components and craftsmanship.
Cannondales proudly displayed "Handmade in USA" on the rear seat stays. Now most models are just Mcbikes from China.
In 2008 Cannondale was sold to Dorel. A Canadian company that owns the ruins of many great brand such as Schwinn, GT and Mongoose. This makes the prospects look good to being just another Schwinn or Raleigh. A once great name that was dragged through the mud to make a fast buck on customers that don't know better but will learn why the price is so low. With the move to sell cheap bikes they have decided to compete with Asian brands and rebranders like Trek in a very crowed market. Most Treks are made by Giant in Taiwan.
You'd now be better off getting a Specialized or Bianchi. They are made in Taiwan but the parent companies have better track record on components and craftsmanship.
The main reason to buy a Cannondale was to own a quality American made bicycle that you knew was made in Pennsylvania. Now it's is just rebranded Chinese crap. Freds will probably knock themselves out to get a once premium name for 300 bucks.
cannondale by paris-roubaix March 20, 2008
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