Cannon'd 

To fail, lose, or mess up something before you even start.

Nicolas cannon'd his final exam by not studying and drinking all night.

Cannon'd by Nonymous December 10, 2019

Cannon Dukie 

When you take a hit the second before you fall into the water.

“I took a sick cannon dukie at the pool yesterday!”

Cannon Dukie by HyperGod February 7, 2021

cannon daddy 

A mother fucker with a massive chub ass cock

Girl: God damn You big as hell. You gonna be my cannon daddy

cannon daddy by Neapolitanicecream July 10, 2021

International Cannon Day 

A day (usually) celebrated on March 1st. A day to celebrate.

1: "It's International Cannon Day!"

2: "Oh, yeah! Let's celebrate cannons!"

International Cannon Day by Ya Boi Unkown March 1, 2019

Head cannon Delusion 

Delusion caused by head cannon, it is where someone has a head cannon for a show or game and insists it canon and goes great lengths like mental gymnastics to prove it is even the creator of the game or show of the head canon says other

A twitter called another twitter user transphobic because they point out Spider Gwen isn't trans for having a trans flag she's just an ally , in the users head cannon delusion user harassed other twitter user

Head cannon Delusion by Lurker_man January 5, 2024

cannon ball dookie 

When a person attempts to make a "cannon ball" jump off a pier or diving board into a body of water while taking a dump at the same time.

Daniel Tosh showed a cannon ball dookie on Tosh.O last week and it was the funniest thing i've ever seen

cannon ball dookie by 61920 August 16, 2011

Cyndi Lauper's in d'canyon 

It's the red alert when an ugly chick moves into your hood.

Hey Bro - Did you see that Suzie moved out and now Cyndi Lauper's in d'canyon?
Ya - she's a real mutt.

Cyndi Lauper's in d'canyon by tolly is a drinker March 19, 2005