Apr 14 Word of the Day
That moment when you think a bug is crawling on you, and it turns out to be true. LMD

A FML moment. LMD

Pretty much you go, JUST LET ME DIE!

Wish this never happened. LMD
by misspinkyperfectionnnll July 09, 2011
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When you're on the absolute brink of shitting your pants.

The red alert qualifies as a personal, social, and bodily emergency of the highest order. It involves the explosive evacuation of the bowels and the imminent destruction of one's underwear and trousers if a lavatory is not located at once.

The red alert is a joke for everyone but the victim.
Victim: Ken, I'm not fuckin' around. This is a red alert!

Ken: Hahaha. All right, loosen your belt and pinch your cheeks, we're almost at Denny's.
by Nobody0000 March 28, 2010
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When smoking a Marlboro Red after smoking shitty cigarettes for a month and recieving a nicotine "buzz" after your first drag.
"We're out of the Kools, lets smoke a Red."
"Woah dude...Red Alert!"
by Hawihonne December 03, 2009
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Wow, Red Alert is cool.
by Red Alert January 04, 2004
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