Cannibalide 

The act of suicide by eating yourself

Jessica committed cannibalide.
Step back or I'm gonna commit cannibalide

Cannibalide by Tvr x95 December 18, 2020

cannibalism 

The solution to the human overpopulation problem.

People who think cannibalism is mean are bitches who should be eaten first.

cannibalism by GleefulSchizo666 December 20, 2004

Cannibalism 

To put it frankly:
People eating other people.
Also works for animals, as long as they're the same species.

The deserted pioneers had to resort to cannibalism to survive.

Cannibalism by Persephone~ February 27, 2009

2 for 1 cannibalism 

Getting a girl pregnant, wait for about 7 months, and when you eat her, you get a small, unborn child as well.

Last month I got a 2 for 1 cannibalism deal with this girl, tasted so good.

2 for 1 cannibalism by nuttery November 6, 2017

cannibalism 

eating your own species.

oh my god, he is a cannibal, he ate my best friend.

cannibalism by your mother August 13, 2003

cannibalism 

The process of a person or thing eating the flesh or organs of a creature of the same species. Is a way of life in some tribes.

The man was forced to eat the woman's flesh after she froze to death and food was scarce.

cannibalism by Smiley July 6, 2004

cannibalism 

A very popular sport invented in Cambodia in 1924 to solve their overpopulation problem. The European occupation helped it spread to Britain, but was soon banned in both lands due to Cambodian dictatorship and British protest (King George III was nearly eaten by the Duke of York).

It is still practiced by Cambodian tribes, and is pressured to become an Olympic sport.

My Cambodian friend, Xiao Dong, likes to play cannibalism with my family, but every time we play one of my relatives goes missing....

cannibalism by Invader Zimbabwe March 11, 2011