Cannibalis

The type of pot used by the Miami Zombie, right before he attacked. Supposedly, it was a joint venture between the Department of Defense and the ATF, trying to regulate the flow of illegal drugs up from Central America… they sprayed the crops with what was SUPPOSED to kill it, but instead it altered the chemical structure of the THC (one of the few chemicals that can pass the brain blood barrier) to form plaques in certain areas of the brain very quickly, turning people into cannibals.

Foget bath salts, man, stay away from the cannibalis!!

Cannibalis by Zebulon Pi June 29, 2012

narcissistic cannibal 

A person who uses others for his or her own personal gain and abruptly ends the "relationship" when the person is of no further use to them. This person is often physically or emotionally draining to be around and seems to become more energetic as others become drained.

Jason: I don't understand why Lauren won't call me back anymore to hang out.
Willis: She doesn't need you to drive her places now.
Jason: I thought we were still friends.
Willis: She's a narcissistic cannibal, she doesn't make real friends. She just uses them up.

narcissistic cannibal by whatsuppdawg March 7, 2012

Candybalism 

1) The act of candy eating other candy.

2) The act of eating candy that is shaped like a human.

1) Watch out Greg! Dave has gone mad and has starting eating all of his fellow marshmallow friends! I should have figured this was going to happen - all of the marshmallows in his family began engaging in candybalism several weeks ago! They've been eating all of the marshmallows in town!

2) Tara stood silently, quietly surveying the outward appearance of her friend, secretly wishing he was made of candy so that she could tear him apart and eat him. Her secret longings for engaging in candybalism had begun to grow more frequent, and she began to fear that one day she would become the very thing she feared most - a candybal.

Candybalism by the_professor April 30, 2014

go cannibal my hannibal 

This describes a comical request for a blow job.

Ben Dover requested Wonda Wonderpig to go cannibal my Hannibal!

go cannibal my hannibal by I, Wreckerrr January 17, 2017

Canibais Salientes

Canibais salientes is a group of young brazilian girls that dance Ragatanga (or Boy is a Bottom), love gay couples, crave world domination and like to make satanic rituals to honor Bryan Fuller, Mads Mikkelsen and Hugh Dancy.

Q : Do you (wor)ship Hannigram, Johnlock, Cherik, Spirk and other male pairings?
A: Yes!
Q: Do you desire world domination?
A: muffled sobbing yes
Q: Are you omnipresent?
A: Hell yeah
Q: Do you practice yoga and cadeira rodada?
A: Yep. McAvoy and Fassbender too
Canibais Salientes: You're in.

Canibais Salientes by sherlock holmes May 2, 2014

cannibal apocalypse 

cannibal apocalypse

an apocalypse in which cannibals take over and eat everyone, including other cannibals. the only way to defeat: is to eat.

person one: OH MY GOSH IT'S A CANNIBAL APOCALYPSE!
person two: WE'RE ALL GONNA GET EATEN!

cannibal apocalypse by amandadadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaa :) September 18, 2012

CANNIBAL 

Someone who is fed up with people.

CANNIBAL by CLEWGE October 23, 2003