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cannabiser 

An expert in the field of Cannabis.
Contact my Cannabiser, he knows and grows the best strains.

I'm going to take courses in college to become a Cannabiser.
cannabiser by shmart December 18, 2017

Cannasseur 

Cannasseur is a play on the words connoisseur and cannabis.

A cannasseur is one who enjoys the consumption of cannabis, and studies the many varieties and their differing effects.
"Dude, Chris had some bomb weed the other day, it's crazy

how much he knows about different strains"

"Yeah he's a total Cannasseur!"

Cannaisseur 

An expert marijuana smoker, who will only smoke the best of the best, and can tell how any weed was grown with a simple smell.
Jonny gave away that bag, cause a cannaisseur don't fuck with bunk shit. :P
Cannaisseur by Shiz Tokin December 13, 2014

Cannabisaurus

A discovery of marijuana that you forgot you had in a place you haven't checked in awhile (at least one month). Especially significant if you are in dry times.
We just uncovered a Cannabisaurus, we're trying to observe it at the moment.
Cannabisaurus by Srgray September 13, 2009

Cannoisseur 

A cannabis connoisseur or enthusiast. Someone familiar with a variety cannabis strains, products, consumption methods and cultivation techniques. Someone who uses cannabis responsibly and productively to enhance their life. A cannoisseur counters traditionally negative pothead and stoner stereotypes.
This guy's a legit cannoisseur, you should see his collection of glass, flowers and concentrates - it's unreal.

You dab like a cannoisseur.

Those are some choice nuggets, cannoisseur grade.

That dispensary had a selection worthy of a cannoisseur.
Cannoisseur by Cannoisseur July 11, 2012

Cannabisuer 

Derives from: a combination of cannabis and connoisseur.

1. An individual who has a expansive knowledge of cannabis.

2. A member of the Cannabisuer Church.

Syn. Pothead

Ant. Cop
Jerico is the founder of the Cannabisuer Church. He is definitely a Cannabisuer at heart! Even the most experienced cannabisuer can smoke themselves into a cannabicoma.
Cannabisuer by JerkStonedAf April 23, 2019
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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