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cannabitard 

A pot devotee who has traveled way too deeply into the culture.
My neighbor is a straight-up cannabitard!
cannabitard by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020

Cannabian 

A person who lives their life for Cannabis, whether recreationally or medicinally. A true "cannabian" feels 4:20 pm arriving with enough foresight to roll a doobie in time. Cannabians like hemp ANY/EVERYTHING. They get the munchies and know exactly what combinations of Doritos, Chocolate Cupcakes and Strawberry milk will neutralize the cannabis and promote a sense of well-being that pharmaceuticals just cannot offer.
I am so Cannabian that my dorm voted me 'most likely to suck seeds'.
Cannabian by DrPDirty March 19, 2012

Canabeaver 

Canadian pussy
The canabeaver smells like maple syrup and sometimes poutine.

I love to eat canabeaver every night.

cannababy 

Baby born to a mother who smoked marijuana throughout the pregnancy.
My cannababy will be a year old next month.
cannababy by Aphrodite13 November 6, 2018

wannabeard 

<I>n.</I> A partially or patchily-grown but still significant amount of facial hair beneath the lower lip; a dirty goatee; more than a soul patch and less than a beard.
Check out John's wannabeard; dude needs more testosterone.
wannabeard by Omar K. December 9, 2008

cannaclear 

Cannaclear or also known as cannas is the most legit thc street cart you will probably find and they never disappoint
“Dam bro you look stoned af”
“Yea I hit a cannaclear earlier”
cannaclear by i_Run_on_thc January 25, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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