Canker dick

In short terms someone that has a canker sore on their penis dude

Dude I think I have a bad case of canker dick it hurts bro

by Rootwitch June 9, 2020

cancer dick

A term used when a man gets his dick sucked shortly after the sucker has smoked a ciggarette.

Making out with a smoker sucks, but getting cancer dick from one isnt so bad.

by Zippie January 2, 2006

Cancer dick boy

Someone who has no dick or a limp baby dick that looks like its on the verge of death.

Amy: hey did you guys hear Alex is a cancer dick boy?

by Spooptard July 6, 2016

cancer dick

n://Cigarette. As derived from the reference "cancer stick" used to describe the stick-shaped cigarette's propensity to cause cancer, the term "cancer dick" is intended to additionally imply how smoking fucks you over.

Still smoking those cancer dicks, Earl?

by redgyul December 31, 2005

cancer dick

a penis that looks like it is on the verge of death

Tommy made the observation that Saroo had a cancer dick during a recent trip to Chicago.

by Tommy Strange January 1, 2011

Clanker Dick

Someone who has surgery or artificially enhances their dick to grow/enlarge it

"You know Luis, He apparently has a Clanker Dick."

by tyu90oihgfghjklkjhgf August 24, 2025

Clanker Dick

A vape.

"Jimbos always sucking on clanker dick nowadays instead of getting lung cancer like REAL MEN!"

by Seacole August 24, 2025