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daddy candycane 

Omg! My dad gave me such an amazing daddy candycane last night!

german candycane 

When a woman is on her period, she lets the blood spread everywhere. Then the man takes out his penis, ejaculates onto the menstrual blood, and swirls it around. Thus, creating the candycane effect.
My girl was on her period, so we decided to do a German Candycane.

Candyrat 

The best fucking record label ever including Andy McKee, Antoine Dufour, Ewan Dobson, Gareth Pearson, Craig D'Andrea and many more. All of the artists share guitar or bass finger picking styles.
me: "Have you ever heard of Candyrat"

them: "Yes!"

me: "Aren't they awesome!"

them: "Sorry I have to go clean up because I just orgasmed when I thought of Candyrat"
Candyrat by Boblovescandyrat May 24, 2011

daddy candycane 

The process of giving your daughter a Russian Candycane.
Omg! My daddy gave me such a perfect daddy Candycane last night!

Candycane Dipped

The Act of Recieving oral sex, and or getting laid in general.
Originated from San Leandro, CA in 2007
Yo, Dis Niggas Bout To get His Candycane Dipped, sheeit
Candycane Dipped by Cutty Gary October 6, 2007

Devil's Candycane 

Your first poop after a hemorrhoid surgery and it comes out with bloody stripes.
My first shit after hemorrhoid surgery looked like the devil's candycane.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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