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Someone skinny who acts sweet like cake and looks like a candle stick.

That candle cake Bitch thinks he’s smooth.

That candle cake mother fucker owes me money.

That candle cake boy ain’t never gonna get no love.

Candle cake by Tallblondwithbigtetas February 3, 2018

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Cake On Top Of The Candle

When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*

Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*

Cake On Top Of The Candle by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015

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cake and candles

A phrase a man can use to wish another man a happy birthday in a heterosexual manner

Jamar: I'm turning 30
Greg: ...
Greg: Cake and candles my brotha

cake and candles by The Fire Nation December 26, 2023

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Cake and candles

A masculine way to say Happy Birthday.

Cake and candles brother. Another year older, huh.

Cake and candles by Stevez11 December 30, 2023

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Cake and Candles

The most masculine phrase used to wish someone a “Happy Birthday”.

“Cake and Candles My Brother” - Man 1

“Thank you!” - Man 2

Cake and Candles by galactic_426 January 18, 2024

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cake and candles

A strange alternative way for people to say happy birthday. Typically used by people who are strange

Cake and candles bro

cake and candles by Suzpqi March 30, 2024

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candles on a birthday cake

The number candles on a birthday cake tell what age you are. Not what year it is.

Candles on a birthday cake tell your age not the year you dumbass.

candles on a birthday cake by Jacklolololololo November 22, 2017

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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