candii

another name for a pretty girl who should be a stripper. also can be known as "eye candii" b|C she is sweet to look at.

that girl right there should be a candii

by iceychill September 9, 2009

Candii

A lil niche tiktok micro celeb that likes homestuck and has a assload of neopronouns

Wow!! Candii is so cool!!
Ikr!! Candii my beloved <333

by candiicorn March 19, 2022

Rip Candice

Dont ask someone who candice is!!!

Person 1: Rip candice 🕊
Person 2: Who is Candice??
Person 1: Candice d!ck fit in your mouth

by coolid April 8, 2021

candiosity

A word used to indicate a piñata's level of candy fill.

Originally used on the now-defunct television program, "Viva Piñata".

That piñata is stuffed to maximum candiosity; it almost exploded just hanging there!!!

by Telephony November 27, 2011

candwich

A sandwich in a can.

Canned sandwiches.

This new product called the candwich will surely make spam look old hat !

by Uncle Walter August 29, 2010

Tea Party Candidate

n. A wannabe politician who is an unemployed tax dead beat who performs witchcraft and earns money through farm subsidies in Minnesota.

Michelle is running for Congress, she says the government spends too much money, but she has a "farm" that gets paid to grow nothing. Now she wants a highly paying gig as a congresswoman. I thought she hated government, she must be a Tea Party Candidate.

by rebirth of keynes October 12, 2010

whos candice?

A joke that dumbass's fall for

Myra:Whos candice?
Joe: i dont know, whos is she??
Myra: Candice dick fit in yo mouf BBBBIIIIITTTCCCCHHHH

by bzk_001 June 7, 2021