Cancervix

A woman who clinches onto men that she has slept with like cancer. Very hard to shake without a strong regiment of rebotherapy.

Wow that cancervix really was relentless when she brought that abortion package to your family reunion.

by Ranchgirls January 1, 2021

CancerAIDS

A horrifying (though possibly fictitious) wasting disease, which is wished upon internet commenters who have sinned against the community (usually by way of a "first" or a "failed firstie").

After reading an article or viewing an image or video, you notice there are no comments.

You post:

First!

The replies quickly follow:

- Die of CancerAIDS, a**hole!
- Drown in a bucket of CancerAIDS, douchebag!

OR...

You believe no one has commented yet, so you post:

First!

Sadly for you, as you were typing, the true first post went up, and it was actually relevant and even insightful, which only served to highlight your own pathetic lack of worth as a human. And so...

- Failed firstie, you sad twat. Its the CancerAIDS for you!

by Nico de Mas May 29, 2010

cancervative

Any member of the Republican't party of just say no to yes.

"Cancervative wisdom prevented President Obama from having any success during his first year in office."

by theocamb February 5, 2010

Cancerville

Is located at the Rapistan HQ in India and Pakistan with roughly over 100 cancer scrubs on standby ready to go out to war. They have been announced by Discord of being the #1 trending cancer related server known on the application leading to the leaders of the holy grail of obtaining the Korean Face Mask trophy. Also Mansuki is banned from the server so RIP

"owo cancerville give me tummy gummy aches"
"Camaro or Fabre as cunt lords?"
"Cummies tummies fabre is giving me gummies"

by eshaytkl January 17, 2020

cancervivor

a person who has endured the ups and downs of cancer and come through the ordeal successfully

I will be so glad when my friend Suzy G. is a cancervivor!

by tommye1218 February 5, 2008

Cancerian

their zodiac sign is Cancer. they are the sweetest, will love you to the absolute fullest, will beat your ass if they have to, kind af, the best friend, a popular loner, likes their feelings, probably has social anxiety since their not use to being around people. Their dads are usually Scorpios and their most compatible with Capricorns.

The funny thing is Capricorn and Cancers are the middle of the years. So it likes to go likes that. Because end of June is Cancer and the end of December is Capricorn which is 6 months apart. So a Gemini would probably go with a Scorpio! Also, they are the Cancer and Capricorn line on earth thingy

Guy 1: Do you like *insert name*?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, she's so kind, my girl bestfriend and is so cute and sensitive
Guy 1: Really? Her zodiac sign must be Cancer. You don't get many boy cancers.
Guy 2: A Cancerian! I'm a Capricorn

Guy 1: Dude, you and your 'best friend' are the utmost compatible

by theroadmaninmysnap June 3, 2020

Imaginary cancerist

Someone who fakes cancer for the attention of his "real" friends

Did you know he had luchemia?
Haha no he doesn't he's just an imaginary cancerist.

by Violentpacifest March 4, 2011