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Cancer-Fuck 

When a person engages in sexual activity with a dying cancer patient out of pity

The ultimate pity-fuck
"Did you hear that Billy has a malignant brain tumor?"

"Yeah I cancer-fucked him last week"
Cancer-Fuck by Mr_whitehair July 12, 2021
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fuck cancer

Dude1: i cant hang at all today man
Dude2:why dude? Why so bummed out?
Dude1:my dad is sick of cancer man! Gotta go to the hospital all day brah.
Dude2:so sorry to hear, my mom is also sick with cancer! Everyone has cancer! FUCK CANCER!
fuck cancer by Hailtheluis September 5, 2016

Cancer fucker 

A man or woman having sex with a person who has cancer and transferring the cancer to the other person
You're mom is a cancer fucker because your dad has cancer
Cancer fucker by Daddie pepper :) September 13, 2019

fucking cancer 

absolute worst type of fucking aids and cancer squared
"this class is fucking cancer"
fucking cancer by dankgod69 June 29, 2016

fucking cancer 

Someone who is so mentally challenge who gives you cancer whenever the talk to you
TJ Cooper is fucking cancer, every time he talks he gives me cancer all over

-Tommy Blanchard

Fucking cancer 

Probably keemstar who has sex with a dildo.
Hey, did you know there are people on mars?

That is fucking cancer!

cuntfuck cancerfuck

Is the thing you say when regular profanities isn't enough, it may also varie which words come first.
That's bullshit, what the fuck is this cancerfuck cuntfuck doing?
This fucking cuntfuck cancerfuck is going to ruin us!
cuntfuck cancerfuck by Lord Obvious January 22, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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