Heep

The male counterpart to a sheep

The heep and sheep fell in love. At least, as deep as sheep can fall in love. Everyone knows they are creatures of little intelligence and therefore a little emotional response to outward stimulus. This creates a biphasic relationship capable of tearing apart every counerretroactive biosphere reproduction chamber on the West coast

by Mr_whitehair April 29, 2020

Cancer-Fuck

When a person engages in sexual activity with a dying cancer patient out of pity

The ultimate pity-fuck

"Did you hear that Billy has a malignant brain tumor?"

"Yeah I cancer-fucked him last week"

by Mr_whitehair July 12, 2021