Can people 

People who go through trash cans and recycling bins looking for returnables, usually in order to get enough money for drugs or essentials.

Some goddamn can people made a huge mess of trash all over my driveway and I had to spend all morning cleaning it up.

Can people by wangodango October 9, 2020

Kinky People Can Often Find Great Sex 

A mnemonic device to remember the taxonomic order: Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species.

Person: Crap, I forgot to study, whats the Taxonomic order?
Friend: Kinky People Can Often Find Great Sex
Person: What?

Kinky People Can Often Find Great Sex by HockeyUSA27 July 30, 2008

Black people can't be racist 

A cowardly defective tactic a black racist uses to justify their own racism towards other ethnic groups.

"bLaCk PeOpLe CaN't Be RaCiSt"

Black people can't be racist by UltimateDoge July 11, 2021

These People Can Vote

A cynical statement used to point out that no matter how stupid someone is, they can still decide the fate of a country.

There are people who actually think that an almost eighty-year-old man who can't even walk up a flight of stairs without tripping or stumbling at least three times and can't go more than five minutes without uttering a non-sequitur or having a random emotional outburst and has a long, documented history of being extremely racially prejudiced whenever it's convenient to him is fit to run an entire country. And these people can vote.

These People Can Vote by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2022

I can't people

When you're under the influence, and can't mentally handle the idea of talking to anyone that isn't someone you normally associate with because you're too messed up and they wouldn't understand.

"No, I can't people right now. They would expect me to make words and behave like a semi normal human."

I can't people by ICantWord December 8, 2016

illiterate people can’t read the bible 

Used when people don’t understand that something is smart/good because they lack understanding of the subject.

“Don’t worry dude, your album/movie/project isn’t bad, illiterate people can’t read the bible”

illiterate people can’t read the bible by muwtu May 3, 2020

If white people can't do it 

than it was aliens

"hey those Egyptians couldn't of built it, it must of been aliens " says Jim from accounting
"yea i mean If white people can't do it now, it must of been those damn aliens" says Garry from HR

If white people can't do it by speedybump October 19, 2019