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The super sexy look you get when when the head is so perfect that God doesn't hide it with hair

That calvous look on Jim makes my panties SO WET!

Calvous by jinch September 11, 2014

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beat callous

Noun. The stretched and calloused skin between the head of the penis and mid shaft that develops from frequent masturbation.

"Dude, my beat callous stings, I should stop beating it."

beat callous by The Beater 22222 August 6, 2009

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Callous

emotionally hardened; cold-blooded and indurate to public opinion;

I have become so callous towards your constant critizizam

Callous by Eloise. December 17, 2008

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Beer callous

When opening too many twist off beer bottle caps, you develop callouses on the fingers involved.

Did you see the beer callouses on that guy, he must be a bartender.

Beer callous by Mdigger March 23, 2010

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callous phallus

A common symptom of an STD exhibited by a man.

"Dude, don't sleep with Gertrude- she gave Esteban a bad case of callous phallus!"

callous phallus by R-McMeezy November 16, 2009

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Fanny callous

When a fanny has been worn out so much it forms callouses, typically found on slags or your mum

Your mum has had that many bangs, she's got a serious case of fanny callous.

Fanny callous by Pringlewhore January 12, 2018

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callous

Uncaring, indifferent or unconcerned about the feelings or needs of others, heartless, cruel.

The wealthy industrialist rolled his eyes in callous disdain as he brushed past a crying child begging for help.

The school bully callously humiliated a helpless newcomer.

callous by Lorelili November 19, 2012

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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