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A thin layer of pre-cum layering your underwear.
Jesus was disappointed when Calum Calumed in his pants.
Calumed by precoom February 23, 2021
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Calumet Shitty 

A name by locals for Calumet City, Illinois
Let's go ova to Nigger Oaks in Calumet Shitty.
Calumet Shitty by John of Hammond October 4, 2006

calumet city 

A south suburb of Chicago where you can get drunk anytime of day.
Damn, I got drunk in Calumet City this morning!
calumet city by Vanjovi August 3, 2006

Callumed 

To pull a callum is to be extremely stubborn, annoying and correct someone in the most disrespectful way.
Tom said "Exeter is famous for having good underground" "Nah that's London, hah you just got Callumed!" said Callum as the disrespectful cunt he is
another name for peace pipe,

City south of Chicago

Calumet Park
Calumet City, Illinois
Hon, have you seen my peace pipe?

I think your boss took it.

Saints, tells boss to give her back her peace pipe.
Calumet by Saints September 22, 2003

Calumet City 

a south suburb of Chicago were there are drugs, gangs, crimes, robberies, drinking, fights, and prostitution
come on lets go get wasted in Calumet City
Calumet City by WHlPccc August 6, 2009

calumet park 

a boring shitty suburb two seconds outside chicago. it's basically black middle class, most people are cool but then there are some who are so ghetto fab it makes me gag. they have kickass fast food. there's a ton of hotels so everyone has sex. also known as cal park.
you can be standing on a calumet park street and cross the street and be in chicago.
calumet park by nivaeh January 9, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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