Calum'd 

(verb) - The act of being insulted illogically and irrelevantly, most of the time out of maternal, Freudian hatred.

Getting Calum'd is like receiving junkmail, it effects no one and is a waste of time

Calum'd by NovaProspekt December 3, 2010

Calum'd it 

To stop playing a game before completion generally but not exclusively before the halfway point.

Are you still playing TLOU?

Nah I Calum'd it

Calum'd it by Richerado August 9, 2023

Calum Dunbar 

A person who exposes nonces

Person1: I just pulled a calum dunbar
Person2: Another one down!

Calum Dunbar by Bigman86 January 11, 2019

Callum’d 

The state of mind after you’ve spent all of your money chasing women on a night out and end up getting a taxi home alone for a self administered hand shandy

Man, I totally Callum’d last night...

Callum’d by Mason2209 July 10, 2020

Dirty Calum 

When a lad from the north east of England slaps his cock against a lamppost

Awh man I got so drunk last night, I started doing a dirty Calum

Dirty Calum by Dansknr April 20, 2020

Dirty Calum 

The one mate who cheats on his misses with a girl he’s just met

Fuck you’ve pulled a dirty calum now

Dirty Calum by Frodoslaggins April 19, 2020

dirty calum 

dirty calum

dirty calum! dirty?

dirty calum by dirty calum March 26, 2020