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A "ship" formed in the roleplay "Ashwick Grove". By definition, Caloria is happiness. They are a couple made up of a boy and a girl, Cale and Tori. They met at a bar, and they fell in love. Caloria brings happiness into the lives of whoever reads their cuteness. It is inevitable that you will love them.
Not that they were at Caloria standard of closeness of anything, but still closer.

Caloria = the epitome of all things adorable.
Caloria by erinthebeastly November 5, 2011
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Calorically Challenged 

The politically correct term for fat people who are sensitive about their weight.
"Holy shit! Look at that fat chick inside McDonald's!"
"Dont you mean calorically challenged chick inside McDonald's?"

calorific 

adjective: fatty, filled with calories, fat-laden.
guy: Let's go to Ippudo's for some ramen!

gal: Worst idea ever! Ramen is way calorific...
calorific by fattyramen27 April 13, 2013

600 calorie pack 

When instead of eating the intended 100 calorie pack and being healthy, you eat the whole box (of 6).
She's so fat, always eating 600 calorie packs!

calorie bomb 

Any food item, snack, or meal that contains an ungodly amount of calories (and usually fat, too). It is guaranteed to go straight to your waist, hips, and/or ass, blowing your figure to hell in the process.

Guilt and the consumption of calorie bombs go hand in hand, although the former is rarely strong enough to override the impulse to do the latter.
Bob: "Oh man, I just ran five miles, and I was so hungry when I got home that I inhaled an entire goddamn bag of Cheetos."
Larry: "Why would you do that? You just got hit with a calorie bomb."

Jenny: "I think I'm going to order dessert. Mmmmm, chocolate cake."
Susy: "Two words: CALORIE BOMB. Are you sure you still want it?"
Jenny: "Well, not when you put it that way."
calorie bomb by J - Train April 20, 2010

burning calories 

1. I didn't get any sleep, we were burning calories all night.
burning calories by otay May 20, 2005

empty calories 

Foods that only contain calories but no additional nutrients like protein, fiber, vitamins and minerals.
Person 1: Would you like some soda?
Person 2: No, that's just empty calories. I'll have juice instead.

Person 1: Want some candy for dessert?
Person 2: Nah, I'll have a baked sweet potato instead.
empty calories by areallnamestaken December 8, 2010