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An idiotic act to cause a somewhat serious conversation turn into a stupid irrelevant conversation.
Example 1

Ashley: Hey man, I got these dank as-
Josh: COOL
Ashley: Josh, don't be a fucking Callado

Example 2

Ashley: Wanna smoke some weed on the weekend?
Josh: How about you fuck yourself in the asshole?
Ashley: Fuckin' Callado.
Callado by His name is George September 5, 2013
Related Words

Clammando 

When a female chooses not to wear underwear. The ladies' version of going "commando."
Ugh. I actually have to wash these jeans. I've been going clammando all week.
Clammando by Preparation8ch January 6, 2012

Clamando 

When a woman does not wear underwear. The female version of "commando."
The paparrazi goes nuts when Brittany Spears goes clamando.
Clamando by NudgeFellen August 10, 2007

Carlando 

An example of two very good friends. The OGs where Carlos Sainz Jr and Lando Norris
A: Wow, those two sure get along well
B: They're just like Carlando
Carlando by Serban222 July 2, 2022

clamando 

When a woman goes out without underwear. Similarly, when a man does it, it is called going "commando."
All my panties are in the laundry, so I'm going clamando today.
clamando by Rough Riding Spartan August 10, 2007

Callander 

A small town located in the mid north. We have a beautiful lake, many beaches an amazing park.And all the people in Callander are very friendly:)
"Wow have you ever visited such a beautiful place?"
"Ya I have its called Callander,Ontario"
Callander by callander_Lover April 19, 2009