Calli K
My high school crush.
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cali kush
a potient strain of hydroponicaly grown weed from california with the same characteristics of the dro from afganistan, middle east area
cali kush by daniel mustang February 12, 2008
Call Knot
A "Call Knot" happens when one person calls the other while the person calls them. It goes on until one waits for the other to call. Usually if you're in a call knot, the call will go straight to voice-mail.
George: I tried calling you but you just went straight to voicemail!
Harrison: SAME HERE. we were in a call knot!
Harrison: SAME HERE. we were in a call knot!
Call Knot by OHSHIZZLEMYNIZZLE January 31, 2010
callie kerschner
The most gorgeous girl with the most beautiful blue eyes and long eyelashes and perfectly rosy cheeks and the cutest smile and the perfect body she is so kind and funny and loves hanging out with her friends and family everything about her is perfect and she is the best friend and drop dead gorgeous anybody would be a fool to break up with her or ruin their relationship or reject her.
callie kerschner by Ur.fav.liviiii September 25, 2023
Call Karma
When you're waiting for a very important call, such as a job call-back or a call-back from your crush and you spend most of your day focusing all off your energy and thoughts to try and telekinetically make your phone ring.
Person 1: *hangs up the phone* You bitch
Person 2: What's the matter?
Person 1: I've been building up my call karma all day waiting for my job call-back and that telemarketer just wasted it all trying to sell me something stupid.
Person 2: I hate that.
Person 2: What's the matter?
Person 1: I've been building up my call karma all day waiting for my job call-back and that telemarketer just wasted it all trying to sell me something stupid.
Person 2: I hate that.
Call Karma by rhastings88 February 2, 2015
call killer
The oxxx that threatens only by telephone is the opposite of a call killer,
A dangerous woman does it not, yet blows a thousand and kills men in meetings in da face
A dangerous woman does it not, yet blows a thousand and kills men in meetings in da face
“Your last sells have been true hustle, sure deal! I’mma croak someone for one more client.” Jenny is a call killer
call killer by Doomsday baby March 7, 2021
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.9.<.7.9.7.6.>Tu No Te Calla Kalla Calla<.7.9.7.6.>.9. by 0AmanasazA0 November 20, 2025
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