Callamed

When you’ve just left the kitchen and they send a check. (Traditionally in Wetherspoons but applicable elsewhere)

“You just got Callamed haha”

Callamed by Mill@-D October 8, 2025

Callumed 

To pull a callum is to be extremely stubborn, annoying and correct someone in the most disrespectful way.

Tom said "Exeter is famous for having good underground" "Nah that's London, hah you just got Callumed!" said Callum as the disrespectful cunt he is

Callumed by Urnan69FEFExdlollmao May 14, 2019

callased 

Achieving that new level of drunk/waved that you just can't hack it no more. Point of no return

Neil: Bruv are we gonna bill it on saturday?
Gerson: Nah, you were callased last week.

callased by FallenGhost November 15, 2019

callumed 

working with someone who has anxiety and gets angry over the little things and is a workaholic, ends up ripping all of the worksheets

"I really wanna hire this guy but he's really anxious and claims to be a hard worker, I don't wanna get callumed"
"He ripped all of the worksheets, I think I just got callumed!"
"I think he's getting mad that I haven't done much work, oh no I think I got callumed?"

callumed by John Wicc November 21, 2018

Callumed 

Means very drunk and don’t know what’s happening

He was callumed last night

Callumed by Wizzkidd444 July 13, 2021

Callumed 

For when something is very broken or unusable

That van is well callumed

Callumed by Tek a guess August 1, 2021