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Callumed 

To pull a callum is to be extremely stubborn, annoying and correct someone in the most disrespectful way.
Tom said "Exeter is famous for having good underground" "Nah that's London, hah you just got Callumed!" said Callum as the disrespectful cunt he is

callased 

Achieving that new level of drunk/waved that you just can't hack it no more. Point of no return
Neil: Bruv are we gonna bill it on saturday?
Gerson: Nah, you were callased last week.
callased by FallenGhost November 15, 2019

callumed 

working with someone who has anxiety and gets angry over the little things and is a workaholic, ends up ripping all of the worksheets
"I really wanna hire this guy but he's really anxious and claims to be a hard worker, I don't wanna get callumed"
"He ripped all of the worksheets, I think I just got callumed!"
"I think he's getting mad that I haven't done much work, oh no I think I got callumed?"
callumed by John Wicc November 21, 2018

Callumed 

Means very drunk and don’t know what’s happening
He was callumed last night
Callumed by Wizzkidd444 July 13, 2021

Callumed 

For when something is very broken or unusable
That van is well callumed
Callumed by Tek a guess August 1, 2021
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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