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Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis 

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four
When you’ve just left the kitchen and they send a check. (Traditionally in Wetherspoons but applicable elsewhere)
“You just got Callamed haha
Callamed by Mill@-D October 8, 2025