callased

Achieving that new level of drunk/waved that you just can't hack it no more. Point of no return

Neil: Bruv are we gonna bill it on saturday?
Gerson: Nah, you were callased last week.

by FallenGhost November 15, 2019

Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Gandhi

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four

by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018

Callamed

When you’ve just left the kitchen and they send a check. (Traditionally in Wetherspoons but applicable elsewhere)

“You just got Callamed haha”

by Mill@-D October 8, 2025