Callala is a shit hole found on the south coast, theres nothing to do and everyone is bogan. Around the shops all the derros come out at night and there a druggos everywhere. Callala is the most boring place ever and the bay/beach has no waves, the only attraction is the skate park for 6 year old scooter fags.
The Callahan Theory is performed when a person completes all of his/her homework on the absolute last day of the semester. No homework is done through out the course until the last day. Then, he/she hands all of it in to the teacher all at once. To complete the theory, you must still achieve a 3.5 GPA.
Matt - "Hey Pat, have you done your homework tonight?"
Pat - "No, we're only two weeks into the course, I follow the Callahan Theory."
Matt - "What's that?"
Pat - "It's when I do all of my homework on the last day of the semester, and still get an A!"
Kålålålā. A word from Ancient Greek. This is commonly used to make fun of somebody or tell them to shut the f*ck up. This word was first used by Stevie T
Ignorant person; “Your musicsucks! Ugh!”
You; ”Oh look at me oh calalalalala”
Callula is a beautiful girl with long ginger hair that is as bright as 1000 stars. Her stature is tall and muscular, at least six feet. Her sexiness exudes out of her pores, to be perspired on by her would be but a blessing. Truly a great friend, but even a better lover. When you stare into her eyes, you see a never ending lake of warmth as if your staring into the gates of heaven itself. Her voice is like summer rain; gentle, warm and all the more welcoming.
Serena: Callula is not just a person, but a place... a whole world. You know those people you swear you could just live in.
Chloe: I totally get it, I long to hear her heartbeat against my ear as I lay on her ample bosom.
-Callula Enters-
Callula: Hey, what are you cuties chatting about
Serena and Chloe in unison: NOTHING.
When you screw over your soldiers or employees because you can't get over your own bitterness. Applies to all people who revel in ruining the lives of others because of their own whimsical opinions. Common symptoms of "A Callahan" include Napoleon Complex, little dick syndrome, and others.
"Dude, my boss won't let me take vacation for my honeymoon. He's pulling a Callahan on me."
"I literally had COVID but my professor won't let me make up the exam. What a Callahan."