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he’s honest, caring, intelligent and sweet. a goofy pin head that will always make you laugh, generally he doesn’t get too close to a lot of people, but if ur lucky you’ll see his soft spot and he’ll never let you go. when you’re with him you’ll feel like the two of you are the only people on earth, only to be interrupted by a punch in the arm when he sees a punch buggy.
that’s very callaway of you
callaway by hotw1ng5 October 20, 2019
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A curse and a blessing in one. A force to be reckon with. Female Sirens who seduce you with their addictive personalities and blinding beauty.
He has succumbed to a Callaway.
callaway by AshlyMCllwy January 18, 2017
A second name often given to a being with transgender parents
Callum Callaway mum is called pete
Callaway by dankdog69 May 6, 2018

Callaway Cum 

You take your girl on a nice date on the links. Your standing on the first tee box, new Calaway driver in hand, ready to launch a ball down the fairway, when she launches your balls down her throat. You proceed to hit anyway as you tea bag her on the tee.
I shot an 80 today because she gave me a callaway cum.
Callaway Cum by Ginger Lariat June 28, 2011

Callaway inhaler 

During sex between 2 males, both take turns cuffing lips around each other's butt holes inhaling farts until one passes out.
Nick and jimmy c were doing the good ol callaway inhaler last night and now Jimmy didn't show up for work today, what a shame.
Callaway inhaler by Jsando99 November 27, 2016

Callaway Hairstyle 

For a frequent hair gel user who spikes only the front of his hair, the callaway hairstyle is a go to when these frequent hair gel users run out of gel and don't have time to get more. This style requires a quick tug and jerk followed by a handful of nut and a quick swipe of the hair. Holds just as strong as any hair gel there is.
I had a hot date last night and my dumbass ran out of hair gel, I didn't have time to go to the store. Good thing my boy jimmy c from Boy Scouts taught me the callaway hairstyle back in 7th grade or my hair would of looked like shit.
Callaway Hairstyle by Jsando99 November 29, 2016

to do a callaway

To cheat on your girlfriend (if possible on the 4th of March) then go back to her house afterwards when she is on holiday for her dads 50th and eat her steak. You must then tell the boys to keep silent but then a week later tell them they shouldn't have lied to the ex missus. Then continue to be an awful bloke and then you have done a Callaway.
Mate, you've already cheated on your girlfriend once, are you going to do a callaway.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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