Calipso

A Greek nymph with such a lusciously soft warm mouth that she was able to charm Odysseus into staying with her for seven years by giving him phenomenally pleasurable blowjobs every day.

If Calipso had such wonderful male-pleasuring-equipment "upstairs", one can just imagine how absolutely insanely delectable her DOWNSTAIRS "lips" must have been. Maybe if she had offered Odysseus access to these sumptuous womanly treasures in addition to her "kissing parts", he might have changed him mind about wanting to leave her and return to his wife.

by QuacksO January 21, 2020

calipso

a frontal wedgie; camel toe

Ew! Gross! Mrs. D totally has a calipso going on!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Calypso

A sea nymph from Greek Mythology; who's father was the titan Atlas. Calypso was imprisoned on an island for supporting her father, a titan during the war between the Olympians and Titans.

See above definition of Calypso.

by Jade Valentine July 18, 2009

Calipornia

Calipornia

California is known for its large successful porn industry.

Random Human Being # 1: Hey where are you going for your vacation?

Random Human Being # 2: I think I'm going to go to Calipornia for a few days and party it up. I might try to get a tour of Vivid studio's too.

RHB # 2: Good choice. Be safe and try not to die.

by Spoono Morris March 30, 2010

Calypso

An intelligent chick with a kick ass personality and style to match. She has a quick wit and unrelenting sarcasm. The boys all love her!

Guy: *wolf whistles* damn, look at that smokin' chick!
Guy2: Yep, thats gotta be Calypso.

by BeckyK October 14, 2012

Calypso

The personification of cool. Calypso combines the words cool and sweet into a ice cold treat!

That tune is Calypso!
you are looking mighty Calypso today

by Lord Vadher July 8, 2012

Calypso

A pretty, blonde girl. She is smart and funny but occasionally doesn't think before talking. She is a serial dater and has amazing loyal friends. You can either love her or hate her.

Girl 1: OMG, did you just hear what Calypso just said?
Girl 2: She appears to be suffering from a bit of foot-in-mouth syndrome.
Girl 1: Oh well, at least she always makes up for it.

by Mika99 July 30, 2012