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A Greek nymph with such a lusciously soft warm mouth that she was able to charm Odysseus into staying with her for seven years by giving him phenomenally pleasurable blowjobs every day.
If Calipso had such wonderful male-pleasuring-equipment "upstairs", one can just imagine how absolutely insanely delectable her DOWNSTAIRS "lips" must have been. Maybe if she had offered Odysseus access to these sumptuous womanly treasures in addition to her "kissing parts", he might have changed him mind about wanting to leave her and return to his wife.
Calipso by QuacksO January 21, 2020
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Ew! Gross! Mrs. D totally has a calipso going on!
calipso by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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A sea nymph from Greek Mythology; who's father was the titan Atlas. Calypso was imprisoned on an island for supporting her father, a titan during the war between the Olympians and Titans.
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Calypso by Jade Valentine July 18, 2009

Calipornia 

Calipornia

California is known for its large successful porn industry.
Random Human Being # 1: Hey where are you going for your vacation?

Random Human Being # 2: I think I'm going to go to Calipornia for a few days and party it up. I might try to get a tour of Vivid studio's too.

RHB # 2: Good choice. Be safe and try not to die.
Calipornia by Spoono Morris March 30, 2010
An intelligent chick with a kick ass personality and style to match. She has a quick wit and unrelenting sarcasm. The boys all love her!
Guy: *wolf whistles* damn, look at that smokin' chick!
Guy2: Yep, thats gotta be Calypso.
Calypso by BeckyK October 14, 2012
The personification of cool. Calypso combines the words cool and sweet into a ice cold treat!
That tune is Calypso!
you are looking mighty Calypso today
Calypso by Lord Vadher July 8, 2012
A pretty, blonde girl. She is smart and funny but occasionally doesn't think before talking. She is a serial dater and has amazing loyal friends. You can either love her or hate her.
Girl 1: OMG, did you just hear what Calypso just said?
Girl 2: She appears to be suffering from a bit of foot-in-mouth syndrome.
Girl 1: Oh well, at least she always makes up for it.
Calypso by Mika99 July 30, 2012