Calipso

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A Greek nymph with such a lusciously soft warm mouth that she was able to charm Odysseus into staying with her for seven years by giving him phenomenally pleasurable blowjobs every day.

If Calipso had such wonderful male-pleasuring-equipment "upstairs", one can just imagine how absolutely insanely delectable her DOWNSTAIRS "lips" must have been. Maybe if she had offered Odysseus access to these sumptuous womanly treasures in addition to her "kissing parts", he might have changed him mind about wanting to leave her and return to his wife.

Calipso by QuacksO January 21, 2020

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calipso

a frontal wedgie; camel toe

Ew! Gross! Mrs. D totally has a calipso going on!

calipso by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

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Calypso

A sea nymph from Greek Mythology; who's father was the titan Atlas. Calypso was imprisoned on an island for supporting her father, a titan during the war between the Olympians and Titans.

See above definition of Calypso.

Calypso by Jade Valentine July 18, 2009

Calipornia

Calipornia

California is known for its large successful porn industry.

Random Human Being # 1: Hey where are you going for your vacation?

Random Human Being # 2: I think I'm going to go to Calipornia for a few days and party it up. I might try to get a tour of Vivid studio's too.

RHB # 2: Good choice. Be safe and try not to die.

Calipornia by Spoono Morris March 30, 2010

Calypso

An intelligent chick with a kick ass personality and style to match. She has a quick wit and unrelenting sarcasm. The boys all love her!

Guy: *wolf whistles* damn, look at that smokin' chick!
Guy2: Yep, thats gotta be Calypso.

Calypso by BeckyK October 14, 2012

Calypso

The personification of cool. Calypso combines the words cool and sweet into a ice cold treat!

That tune is Calypso!
you are looking mighty Calypso today

Calypso by Lord Vadher July 8, 2012

Calypso

A pretty, blonde girl. She is smart and funny but occasionally doesn't think before talking. She is a serial dater and has amazing loyal friends. You can either love her or hate her.

Girl 1: OMG, did you just hear what Calypso just said?
Girl 2: She appears to be suffering from a bit of foot-in-mouth syndrome.
Girl 1: Oh well, at least she always makes up for it.

Calypso by Mika99 July 30, 2012

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026