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Calicut

A cat with a bad haircut, native to California
Bro 1: dude did you see that Calicut down by the beach yesterday??

Bro 2: yeah man what’s up with it’s hair?!

Bro 1: idkkkk dude
by Dumbie #1 August 29, 2018
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Calcutta Custodian

A sex act - when a female is puking with both hands on the toilet, the male inserts his penis into the womans vagina and begins to pump her so hard that her head bobs in and out of the bowl
I walked into the crapper at Moe's Tavern and gave that scracco Jane a Calcutta Custodian
by jrky February 10, 2009
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Calcutta Meat Pie

In order to forget he had munged his ex, Bob joined the Peace Corp and eventually found himself giving a Calcutta Meat Pie.
by Duck Duck Gross May 26, 2009
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calcution

(n.) - a very complex and beautimous calculation.
(v.) - to create a beautimous solution to a problem using a complex and beautimous calculation.
The Bowl Championship Series is based on a ridiculously confusing calcution.

Oh snap, I'm in a really bad predicament, I need to calcution way out of this mess.
by leon loopus January 19, 2006
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Prince of Calcutta

Privileged stock. Commonly refers to Ben Hersey.

He is a hard working individual with connections to the famous Adelaide ‘Hersey’ clan, which includes both a second Ben & Brad. In the mid ‘naughties’ Brad fell tired of the pressure associated with the public standing of his second name. He split from the majority of the Hersey group and along with younger brother Ben began a life of VL commodores, West End Draught and ACDC.

Ben Hersey, of the privileged variety then disowned this section of the family. He has strong ties to the Prince on Calcutta and is often referred to amongst his esteemed colleagues as The Prince of Calcutta. This is not only due to his personal ties with the Prince, but also his amazingly similar physical attributes.
Wow, that guy in the Rolls Royce is such a Prince of Calcutta.

Wow that Prince of Calcutta is such a Ben Hersey.
by makavalei July 30, 2012
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Calcutta splutter

A long and haphazard trail of liquidized faeces, left by dogs with serious gastro-intestinal problems.
With wonder and awe we followed the Calcutta Splutter from avenue to alleyway.
by TheDefenestrator April 15, 2005
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Calicatation

The process of ridding one's self of a messy, emotional past. Usually associated with relationship failure and the 'healing process'. Whatever routine or traditions one uses to take their thoughts away from the pain at hand; indulgence in music, art, writing poems, drinking, exercise, shopping, meditation.

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Calicatation
"Drinking Grand Marnier with boxes of tissue was the usual kick start to the girl's calicatation after being stood up yet again at the restaurant."
by VicMay July 27, 2009
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